Can't do this in Glasgow, now can you!!!
Proposal for some kind of Berkshire based Evil Dead 2 spoof (spoof of a spoof anyone?), set in the Great Park. No evil zombies here. Instead the groundskeeper guy gradually gets beaten to a pulp, in comedic Ash style, through a series of unfortunate accidents that culminates in him getting sucked into his own leaf shredder. Slightly morbid...but it's the best paralell for the end I could think of...